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Sunday, February 22, 2004

Hey

Fuck me, whats with all the homework these days???!!!

Not the most eventful of weekends, went to a party last night that was similar to one i threw in year 6 only difference was that i wasnt stoned! but some girls kissed a bit so it wasnt a total loss!

Went to Utopia on thursday and friday with a few people, Its so funny playing corners with Shanelle when she's on the end cuz she actually WANTS to be crushed! On thursday our bus crashed into another bus, it was pretty amusing specially when we looked on the road and saw all the random things we knocked off the other bus he he!, I told Bobbee that we were unable to find Anthony after the crash but she wouldnt believe me.ah ha Shanelle: HANDY port-a-loo and Bobbo: oh the EYE-rony he he he, How funny were we in drama Boob? it reminded me of Susans AND New Years!

KIEL!!!!!! my dad made me clean up our mountain!!!.......bastard, i reckon we should build it somewhere else, Bobbee's being gay and not letting us build it in her backyard so i reckon Harrisons's driveway sounds good, we could start now and make it pretty big when were doing our surveillance operation  he he Dena: "Haaaarrriiisssoooooonnn"

Hmm thats all I can think of, so to add a bit more i'll just say ordering pizza with Michelle is one of the most funniest things, especially when she's trying to get a discount by not wanting pineapple on her hawaiin and talking to the Pizza guy through the window about her dog come and comment and then re-visit and comment again so i can look popular

Quote of the month was from Michelle:

Kiel: "I dont like vegetables"

Michelle: "Cheese isn't a vegetable!!"

 

Special Mention For Bonnie cuz she is cool cuz she reckons me and Boob are the coolest (she obviously hasn't met Theresa) and a Special mention for Lara cuz she's French


Sunday, February 08, 2004

Sup Nigga dawgs?!

he he, i think its been quite a while since i last updated!, well the holidays are well and truly over but oh what a fun holidays they were! hmmm, i cant really think of THE funnest thing I did but i can think of a few: Losing my Kava virginity with Kiel, Staying at Michelle's house for days on end with Andrew and Lydia, Going to Carnac Island with the people just mentioned despite two near death experiences, making animal noises at my sexy old man neighbour with Ben and Kiel and staying up all night with Bobbee cuz we thought we were so hilarious! he he, I was at Michelle's again last night with Andrew, Lydia, Kiel, Peter and Chisa 'twas quite joyous but Laura's manager is gay and wouldnt let her come also three little poo-heads just didnt come!.....(you know who you are) umm not quite sure if anything overly exciting has happened this week, wne to the city with Susan and we got bored and spent an hour in a chemist and i gave her a lesson in contraceptives!

hmmm thats about all from me, Hi Little Theresa (cuz ur cool) and Hi Sam (cuz u came and visited me *LoOnK aT My BaDgE.........I'tS oRaNgE*) and a BIG congratulations to Boob cuz she got the part!!! thats all from me!

-Jake


Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Hmm, this may be quite similar to the last time I updated cuz pretty much the same thing happened, went to Gynies the night before, as always it was fun! at Andrews now because my parents dont love me enough to take me on the cruise with them ummm jake lix nuts :D from andrew...

jake over and out..


Friday, January 09, 2004

Word!

Well i thought the new year was gonna be quite a let down seeming as the first few minutes of it were spent on the ground in pain due to large amounts of vodka in my eyes but its actually shaping up to be a fucking awesome year, had and alright gathering the other night, gynie and lydia managed to stay over despite the fact the trust between my parents and me wqhen it comes to females is absolute zero!, Im at andrews at the moment and last night was the first time i got a decent amount of sleep in the past 120 hours, before i got here i had only 15 hours of sleep in the past 96 hours due to me being out and about (thanks to lydia, michelle, peter and andrew for putting up with my temporary insanity and extreme paranoia from sleep depravation!) Gynies was fun, we were all Armadale Kents for 2 days! also Me and Gynie discovered that we had stars we called em the two cousins (the two stars nearby the three sisters!)

anyways im off now

Peace!


Thursday, January 01, 2004

Word

He he oh what a joyous new years, even though it landed me with possibly one of the worst haircuts in the world, leaving me looking like friar tuck which then leads on to me having to shave off the rest of my hair, he he Andrew your lucky I can laugh at myself!!! hmm not very many exciting things have happened apart from that I dont think, caught up with a dude that I've known since I was about 3 and who i havn't seen for about seven years on boxing day 'twas quite a spinout. I would like to dedicate this post to Bobbee cuz seeing her lying in the position she was last night for many hours as well as not waking up and moving away from the bin despite the presence of Shah's dad was quite enlightening!

Seeya's Im Off

-Peace

P.S Katelett do you remember my plan to make me look popular??



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